You Are My Children

Emotional roller coaster. Randomly binge-blogs different topics resulting in spammed dashboards. I don't know what I am sexually. 23 and Australian.

poefinn:

the tired gay youth energies radiating off of this image is immeasurably powerful

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(Source: poefinn, via latterdaytaints)

korytroy:

“her race isnt an issue but isn’t starfire supposed to be orange.”

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“okay but she looks like a ghetto crackwhore hooker in that getup”

kory in literally a bell bottom suit and mini-dresses with and w/o a fur coat.

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multiple starfires from in the comics who are apparently modest as hell:

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“k, well her hair was never like that in the comics or cartoon.”

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“she doesn’t shoot actual fire, the writers are idiots.”

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“whatever I didnt wanna say it but she isn’t supposed to be black.”

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(Source: koriandrtroy, via keepcalmbutpanicatthedisco)

brujahinaskirt:

poetfish:

dreamhouse777:

if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack

Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: “trying” each other for piracy. The “accused” would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all.

As we all suspected, pirates are theater nerds.

(Source: istillfuckwithdemilovato, via doomface)

alexander:

zevbutt:

biff-donderglutes:

stimman3000:

https://instagram.com/p/BjNePqtgSFS/

FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT

Catch me lounging in my boudoir in a flowey lace dress eating my fucking gramophone

Willy wonka is fucking shook

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preposterousmissbradley:
“If Bismuth doesn’t Frankenstein the Diamond’s hand ships into one angry monster hand, I’m going to be severely disappoint!
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preposterousmissbradley:

If Bismuth doesn’t Frankenstein the Diamond’s hand ships into one angry monster hand, I’m going to be severely disappoint! 

smatter:

avakage:

stachionalgeographic:

redpotions:

loufy25:

that-twink-over-there:

redpotions:

i knew i was gay growing up when the durmstrang boys walked through the great hall in harry potter 4

My young self seeing Viktor Krum for the first time:

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…and then hunting down pics after. He’s so beefy now.

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🤤🤤🤤

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Fuck me up

I had the biggest crush on him too

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adanceofdragons:

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I love how Jon and his statue are lookin at each other like they’re both fully fuckn aware they look nothing alike

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gingersnapwolves:
“ lierdumoa:
“ thecheshirecass:
“It’s not even ok how accurate this is.
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I regret having to make this addition:
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gingersnapwolves:

lierdumoa:

thecheshirecass:

It’s not even ok how accurate this is.

I regret having to make this addition:

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Originally posted by fromthemotionpicture

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pariztexas:

not only is jake bi in velvet buzzsaw but we also get TITS

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kidzbopdeathgrips:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

finely aged 2011 meme:

“blow into my eyes”/“there’s a dog behind you” “what does he look like?”

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inception came out EIGHT WHOLEASS YEARS AGO and these are still funny

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raptorific:

“Miles Morales is a teen so naturally he’s read homestuck!”

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